Make This GO AWAY

Do you ever wake up and just know that your day is doomed?

I had one of those mornings today.

My internal clock awakened me in just enough time for me to make it to work on time. You would think that would be a great thing.

It's not.

I feel like the lack of sleep and all the fun that I had this weekend just caught up to me and I'm coming down with some kind of cold. I always think that this runny nose is allergies, but I think maybe I just always have a minor trace of a cold...

I think I may never say these words...ever. again.

I feel as if I have been run over by a truck.

A really mean and very sick truck.

ew.

Please excuse me while I purchase a million packets of EmergenC and Airborne in an attempt to make this go away.

(Edit)
After writing this post and posting it and feeling like my day was completely doomed I went to the bathroom.I my car key was in my pocket. My really tiny girl pants pocket...when I went to pull my pants up, the key fell out of my pocket and into the toilet...Automatic flushing. Yep. My key just got flushed STRAIGHT down the toilet...and now...I have no idea what I'm going to do about it.

I love life.